it rained so heavily just now. I got myself all wet just by walking a mere 5m from my car to the door. And no, my post is not going to be mentioning about raining cats and dogs but I really want to say something about cats. And dogs.

So cats. Why do they always like to shit outside my house? under my car? Why must there be a pile of shit + sand there? And the worst case is, even the cat next door comes ALL THE WAY HERE just to shit. They just wouldn't go away. Even I tried scaring it when it was shitting. It still held the shitting pose and didn't give a damn.

Fine. Done with cats. And now dogs.

I hate dogs in general. But not teddy and nike. Though occasionally I hate teddy for shitting in my toilet. And peeing on the living room. And barking insanely when loo's around. And wailing like a ghost at times. And refuses to eat the dog food on his plate but jumping to get the dog food from my fingers. And running faster than me. Aside those, teddy's fine. Really.

The problem with dogs is that they're just freaking annoying. Like the dog next door. He look horrendous to be exact. And he kept appearing at odd hours like in early morning when I just woke up. He would be squeezing his muzzle through my door grill and those eye, those freakish eyes of his will peer right onto me. And no, he doesn't run away when I pretend to run fast towards him (if you can imagine that) and it made me look extremely stupid. So what I did in the end (and it works every time) is to pretend to pick up a shoe and he'll run away.

How retard.

I wonder how many times more will he actually believes that I'm going to throw the shoe at him.

Or maybe I will.

One day.

Love, Celestia ♥4:38 PM